8/18/2005

Blog Spammers

Greetings all! I'm having a spiffy day, or at least, I was. I had read recently on the web about the spammers on blogger using the comments fields to post their spam. Until recently, this phenemona had not been inflicted on anyo f my blogs and I felt no immediate threat.

Now, I have 4 blogs mind you and I post on them about once every blue moon. However, I recieved an e-mail telling me to go to so0me url to retrieve my password....twice! First I thought "I know what my password is". Second, I wondered why I was getting e-mails telling me this when I haven't visited blogger in months. So, who was trying to get into my blogs and why?

Hadn't a clue. I went to my blogs after snappily typing in my well-remembered password and saw that two of the blogs had been updated in the last two days. I was intrigued as to the reason or cause but after clicking on one, and realizing I had comments, I swear my blood froze. I felt doom lurking around the corner and then.... WHAM!!!! I had spam.

At first I just slouched in my chair and sighed a long audible sigh, the kind losers make. I felt defeated. I logged off and drowned myself in a bucket of vanilla ice cream. But the true horror was creeping along behind me. Today, I discovered on my mobile blog that someone had made a comment. This made it the 3rd out of my 4 blogs. I only had one untainted blog left. But the true terror and unethical havoc was where it was posted. The comment was on my brand new baby nephew's photo. I was incensed! This was the worst thing anyone could have done.

So, to my grumbling anger, no more comments. EVER! Bite me!

Oh yes, and those low-life, slithering spammers I like to think of as colon polyps, I hate you. I do not hate easily and have a hard time hearing the word. But I hate you. I despise your very existance and wish you nothing but fear and loathing for the rest of ill-used, insidious and fractured little lives. You have no reason for believing that God, Allah, Vishnu or any other deity reserves a place for you in heaven. There is no room for Spammers. I don't even think Hell would want you, you pathetic parasites!!!!!!!

STAY OFF MY BLOGS!!!!!!!!